The Bananatastic Monkey!

This will be the first one recorded, and I should get a link from Discrimo, the person who recorded it, and is read by me (I lol a few times):http://www.archive.org/details/bananatasticMonkeysReadByAlmightyKyon Once there was a monkey who has no girl bananatastic so couch would squish the end never reached my back side which had made strip poker bacon pork strips tastes tonsilitisy iurdffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffv said WHY DO you TOUCH my OLD SPICE BLUE spy EDITION CHOCOLATE From cake Babies and other pineapples assorted my ass into a Whoa sandwich which was all sad and French so fat became hoe currency and the Chinese woman bled because she was loved by a Russian’s dog called Tiddles McGee Stalin so everyone Followed the Communist to Filipino caverns where flaming flamingos filled the pool with fire and Waterbenders ate Burger King asses which were all assy deliciousness and rimjobish"Hey," he said."Yeah?""Suck on this!"pokemon decided to turn this story into nonexistent Chambers of Alagore who rapped until the man came finally on some Aboriginees who liked to look at big cacti Apples nyahnyahs and desus SUDDENLY sneezed into babies faces which raped Matt repeatedly Kyon Unfortunately also got to go into the moviemaking night club screwing Mikuru everyone! drills Kamina which is a MANLY ORANGE piercing who pied and died cried lied whied and spied scryed objectified all personified scaring Mikuru Puppy are cute and bark like sexy Kittens but we aren't drowned yet said "fuck my ass Kyon didn't agree So Haruhi got horney and splasmed gay men into a scary box filled with Gayruhi and Schleps and Koizumi and FAIRIES Tsuruya wasn't because she was a Moe Pear pervert and on feet all fucking day and smacked her doggy on its ass because it liked it alot Whenever doggy threw likes at Koizumi Matt didn't like farting at bubbles because he didn't have any WEPON ammo for her chest however hairs where dancing to the Flashdance like a MANIAC on the floor HARD RAIN IS HARD in THE SUMMER NIGHTS IN THE GREASE LIGHTING MOBILE CAR Created Batman PROFESSOR GRISWALD and HARUKI combined their magical dicks MY face spurts lava juice and prison means soap dropping is forbidden peanut unless butter jelly butts in time and space and galxies and pie!! COMBINE Jesus but Captain Scarlet was scrubbed up into his head Porfessor Grisworld finally cranberries the end of timeTHE END NOW!